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Airport Security

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. Have a booth that passengers must step into that will not X-ray you, but will simply detonate any explosive device you may have on you!

It would be a win-win situation for everyone, and there would be none of the problems with racial profiling. This method would also eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be immediate and final.

Case closed! This is so simple, it's brilliant.

An added benefit ... You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement comes over the PA system. "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number ..."

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