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Four married men go golfing over the weekend and on Sunday during the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued:

First man: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out here and play golf this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house, starting next weekend."

Second man: "That's nothing. I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third man: "Ha. You both have it easy. I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to play the hole when they realize that the fourth man has not said a word. So, they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come out here golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: "That's easy. I set the alarm clock for 5:30 am. When it rang I shut the alarm off, gave my wife a poke and said, "Golf Course or Intercourse?" So she said to me "Wear your sweater."

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