Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty in Golf but aren't:

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.

09. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

08. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

07. Look at the size of his putter.

06. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

05. Mind if I join your threesome?

04. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

03. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

02. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:

01. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.

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