There was a young couple, very much in love, who the night before they were to be married, were both tragically killed in an automobile accident.

They found themselves at the pearly gates of heaven being escorted in by St. Peter. After a couple of weeks in heaven, the prospective groom took St. Peter aside and said, "St. Peter, my fiancee and I are very happy to be in heaven, but we miss very much the opportunity to have celebrated our wedding vows.

"Is it possible for people in heaven to get married?"

St. Peter looked at him and said, "I'm sorry. I've never heard of anyone in heaven wanting to get married. I'm afraid you'll have to talk to the Lord Almighty about that. I can get you an appointment for two weeks from Wednesday."

Come the appointed day, the couple were escorted by the guardian angels into the presence of the Lord Almighty, where they repeat their request.

The Lord looked at them solemnly and said, "I'll tell you what, wait five years and if you still want to get married, come back and we will talk about it again."

Well, five years went by, and the couple still very much wanting to get married, came back. Again, the Lord God Almighty said, "please you must wait another five years and then I will consider your request."

Finally, they come before the Lord Almighty the third time, ten years after their first request, and asked the Lord again.

This time the Lord answered, "Yes, you may marry. This Saturday at 2:00 p.m., we will have a beautiful ceremony in the main chapel. The reception will be on me!"

The wedding went beautifully, all the guests thought the bride was beautiful. Moses brought some flowers from the Nile River Delta and Gandhi came wearing his finest hand-woven sari.

But then ... after the couple were married and a few short months had passed, then suddenly realized what a terrible mistake they had committed, and that they just couldn't stay married to one another.

So they made another appointment to see the Lord Almighty, this time to ask if they could get a divorce in heaven.

When the Lord heard their request, he looked at them, and said, " Look, it took us ten years to find a priest up here in heaven; Do you have any idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer? "

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