Fidelity and Ferraris

There were once these 3 men -- Dave, Ron, and Tim. One day, they were all involved in a tragic car accident in which all 3 died.

Now, they all stood at the gates of heaven. An angel came up to them and said, "You are all to be allocated a method for transportation around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly."

The angel looked at Dave and said, "You, Dave, were a bad man! You cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat up Dodge."

The angel next looked at Ron and said, "You, were not quite as bad. But since you cheated on your wife two times, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota station wagon."

The angel finally looked at Tim, and said, "You, Tim, have set a fine example. You did not have sex until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife! For this, you will travel through heaven in a Ferrari."

A short time later, Ron and Dave pull up in their cars next to Tim's Ferrari. There he is, sitting on the bonnet, head in hands, crying.

"What's wrong, Tim?" they asked. "You got the Ferrari! You are set forever! Why so down?"

Tim looked up, with his chipmunk cheeks all puffed out, and ever so slowly opened his mouth and said ...

"I just saw my wife go by on a skate board."

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