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Proverbs

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to come up with the rest. Here is what the kids came up with:

 Better to be safe than  punch a 5th grader.
 Strike while the  bug is close.
 It's always darkest before  daylight savings time.
 Never underestimate the power of  termites.
 You can lead a horse to water but  how?
 Don't bite the hand that  looks dirty.
 No news is  impossible.
 A miss is as good as a  Mr.
 You can't teach an old dog  math.
 If you lie down with dogs, you  will stink in the morning.
 Love all, trust  me.
 The pen is mightier than  the pigs.
 An idle mind is  the best way to relax.
 Where there is smoke, there's  pollution.
 Happy is the bride who  gets all the presents.
 A penny saved is  not much.
 Two is company, three's  The Musketeers.
 None are so blind as  Helen Keller.
 Children should be seen and not  spanked or grounded.
 If at first you don't succeed  get new batteries.
 You get out of something what you  see pictured on the box.
 When the blind lead the blind  get out of the way.
 There is no fool like  Aunt Edie.
 Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and  you have to blow your nose.

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