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Children's letters to God

Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now?
Jane

Dear God,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
Nan

Dear God,
Went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Neil

Dear God,
Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Joyce

Dear God,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him in anyway. Your Friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).

Dear God,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Bruce

Dear God,
If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
Thank You. Love, Denise

Dear God,
Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.

Dear God,
I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Sam

Dear God,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Ruth

Dear God,
I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying.
Elliott

Dear God,
I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Nan

Dear God,
Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Rob

Dear God,
My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right. They are just kidding, aren't they?
Marsha

Dear God,
If you watch me in church Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes.
Mickey

Dear God,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Donna

Dear God,
Why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought it was suppose to be our day of rest.

Dear God,
In Sunday School they told us what you do. Who does it when you are on vacation?

Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Charles

Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Eugene

Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Larry

Dear God,
I read the Bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me.
Love, Allison

Dear God,
How did you know you were God?

Dear God,
On Halloween I am going to wear a Devil's costume, is that all right with you?

Dear God,
Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?

Dear God,
Is it true my father won't get into Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?

Dear God,
Did you mean for giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

Dear God,
Do animals get to use you too or is there someone else for them?

Dear God,
I like the Lords Prayer the best of all. Did you have to write it a lot or did you get it right the first time? I have to write everything I ever write over again.

Dear God,
God, it's okay that you made different religions but don't you get mixed up sometimes?

Dear God,
Did they really talk that fancy in Bible times?

Dear God,
I would like to know why all the things you said are in red?

Dear God,
Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours or do you just know him through the business?

Dear God,
Did you really mean do unto others as they do unto you, because if you did then I'm going to fix my brother.

Dear God,
My grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go?

Dear God,
Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.

Dear God,
I like the story about Chanuka the best of all of them. You really made up some good ones!

Dear God,
I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had 3 stitches and a shot.

Dear God,
I keep waiting for Spring but it never comes yet. Please don't forget.

Dear God,
Of all the people who work for you, I like Peter and John the best.

Dear God,
I would like to live for 900 years like the guy in the bible.

Dear God,
If you would of let the dinasour not exstinct we would not have a country...I think you did the right thing.

Dear God,
It is great the way you always get the stars in the right places.

Dear God,
I know all about where babies come from. I think. From inside mommies and daddies put them there. Where are they before that? Do you have them in Heaven? How do they get down here? Do you have to take care of them all first? Please answer all my questions...I always think of you.
Yours Truly, Susan

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