"Never trust a dog to watch your food."
- Patrick, age 10

"When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?' Don't answer."
- Hannah, age 9

Never tell your Mom her diet's not working."
- Michael, age 14

"Stay away from prunes."
- Randy, age 9

"Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to."
- Emily, age 10

"When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."
- Taylia, age 11

"Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment."
- Traci, age 14

"A puppy always has bad breath-even after eating a Tic-Tac."
- Andrew, age 9

"Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time."
- Kyoyo, age 11

"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."
- Amir, age 9

"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."
- Kellie, age 11

"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."
- Naomi, age 15

"Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick."
- Lauren, age 9

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."
- Joel, age 10

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone."
- Alyesha, age 13

"Never try to baptize a cat."
- Eileen, age 8

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