A Day in Preschool
The day care teacher held up a picture and asked, "What's this?"

"A horsy," one child answered.

"And this?" the teacher asks.

"A piggy," replied another youngster.

"And now this one?" asked the teacher, holding up a picture of a male deer with a beautiful rack. There was no answer, only total silence. "Come now children," she coaxed, "I'll give you a little hint. What does your Mommy call your Daddy when he hugs and kisses her a lot?"

"I know! I know!!" said one little girl. "It's a horny bastard."

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