Academy Dropout

I grew up in Wyoming, where teenagers generally drive quite fast, mainly 'cause it's so far from anywhere to somewhere else, and boredom sets in easily....

Anyway, I'm definitely NOT an exception, and one day, driving through our state with my sister (who IS the exception), I got pulled over for (presumably) speeding.

The cop gets up to my window, and asks "Son, do you really think you're gonna get there any quicker, the faster you drive?"

My sister, a physics major, blurts out "DUH! Of course he is! Don't YOU get places sooner when YOU drive faster?"

Of course, I was overjoyed at the sight of my passenger giving the police grief when I was the one under scrutiny.

Luckily, we got a guy that must have been a legacy or something, 'cause he sure didn't get in the academy on the merits of his mental prowess.

He said, "Well, yeah, I DO. I never thought about that. Okay, Just try to keep it down to a dull roar."

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Yessir, officer sir.

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