A man from India and a man from Israel were touring the U.S., escorted by an American lawyer named Mark. Late one evening they were a long way from any town, so they stopped at a farm house and asked if they could stay the night.

The farmer said yes, but he had beds for only 2 in the house. One would have to stay in the barn.

The man from India said he would sleep in the barn. Soon after he had retired, there was a knock at the door, and the Indian was there. "I'm sorry", he said, "but my religion will not allow me to be near a cow, and there is a cow in the barn".

The Israeli said, "I'll stay in the barn, and off he went".

Soon there was a knock at the door, and the Israeli stood there. "I'm sorry", he said, "but there is a pig in the barn and my religion won't allow me to be near a pig".

"Okay," Mark, the lawyer said, "I'll sleep in the barn".

A little later, there was a noise at the door, and when the farmer opened it, there was the cow and the pig.

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