Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months. The only other thing on the island were tall coconut trees that provided their food.

Each day one of the lawyers climbed to the top of a tree to see if he could see a rescue boat coming. One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "Wow! I can't believe my eyes! I don't believe this is true!" He had just seen a beautiful woman floating toward their island.

The lawyer on the ground was skeptical and said, "I think you're hallucinating and you should come down right now."

Within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a beautiful naked woman, face-up, totally unconscious. The two lawyers went over to her and one said to the other, "You know we've been on this island for months now. It's been a long time ... do you think we should, you know, screw her?"

The other lawyer glanced down at the totally naked woman and asked, "Out of what?"

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