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Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an accountant got on and took the aisle seat next to the two attorneys. The accountant kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the attorney In the window seat said, "I think I will get up and get a coke."

"No problem", said the accountant, "I'll get it for you."

While the accountant was gone, one of the attorneys picked up one of the accountant's shoes and spat in it. When he returned with the coke the other attorney said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."

Again the accountant obligingly went to fetch the coke. While the accountant was gone the other attorney picked up the other shoe and spat in it. The accountant returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the accountant slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"How long must this go on?" cried the accountant, "This fighting between our professons? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"

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