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Stan Flynn was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 6 seconds flat."

The next morning Stan got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new electronioc bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for Stan have been set for Saturday, 10:30 am, at the Church of the Holy Redemption ... (and, good luck to Stan)

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