Would you remarry?

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....

Wife: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
Husband: "Definitely not!"

Wife: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
Husband: "Of course I do."

Wife: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
Husband: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

Wife: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
Husband: (makes audible groan)

Wife: "Would you live in our house?"
Husband: "Sure, it's a great house."

Wife: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
Husband: "Where else would we sleep?"

Wife: "Would you let her drive my car?"
Husband: "Probably, it is almost new."

Wife: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
Husband: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

Wife: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
Husband: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
Husband: "No, she's left-handed."

Wife: -- silence --
Husband: "SHIT!"

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