It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand and two feet, grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along.

She does and the gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and the gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs," the husband says.

This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy. The gorilla busts through his cage, grabs the women and takes her hostage as he retrieves back into his cage.

"Help me!" the woman shouts to her husband.

"You know what to do," the husband says, "just tell him you have a headache."

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