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Windows Error Messages

MICROSOFT UNDOCUMENTED WINDOWS ERRORS

WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System unstable.
WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet.
WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file.
WinErr: 004 Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong.
WinErr: 005 Multi-tasking attempted - System confused.
WinErr: 006 Multi-tasking not attempted, system still confused.
WinErr: 007 Malicious error - Desqview found on drive.
WinErr: 008 System price error - Inadequate cash spent on hardware.
WinErr: 009 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments.
WinErr: 00A Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened.
WinErr: 00B Horrible bug encountered - Microsoft announces new Windows "feature".
WinErr: 00C Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full.
WinErr: 00D Inadequate disk space - Free at least 100GB.
WinErr: 00E Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
WinErr: 00F Window closed - Do not look outside.
WinErr: 010 Window open - Do not look inside.
WinErr: 011 Unexpected error - Huh ?
WinErr: 012 Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened.
WinErr: 013 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers.
WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of. Press F10 to continue.
WinErr: 015 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old windows license is not valid anymore.
WinErr: 016 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
WinErr: 017 Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software (again!!!!!!)
WinErr: 018 Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that and a slap on the botty!
WinErr: 019 Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
WinErr: 01A System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
WinErr: 01B Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
WinErr: 01C Error recording error codes - Remaining errors will be lost.
WinErr: 01D Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
WinErr: 01E Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Next errors will not be displayed or recorded.
WinErr: 01F This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
WinErr: 020 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a DOS-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.

WinErr: 022 Time out error - user fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
WinErr: 023 Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available.

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