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Network World - April 3, 1995, volume 12, number 14
ABEND - the column that spares no expense to bring you the sage insights of Internet users and other high-tech wits.
(They are still trying to work out the bugs in the Telepathy API.)

A new feature on Microsoft's updated keyboard-the GPF key-will instantly generate a General Protection Fault when pressed. Microsoft representatives state that the purpose of the GPF key is to save Windows users time by eliminating the need to run an application to produce a GPF.

GPF - Gates Protection Fault

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