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Network World - September 4, 1995, volume 12, number 36
ABEND - the column that spares no expense to bring you the sage insights of Internet users and other high-tech wits.
The All-Microsoft, All-the-Time Win95 Abend column (with the help of rec.humor.funny)

The Book of Microsoft (Scott Dickenshied)

And Lo! The Lord of the OS did come down among His sheep and he did sayeth, "Thou shalt pay Bill Gates and he will deliverith unto you my product."

"I am Win95, your GUI. Thou shalt not have false GUIs on machines before me."

And the Lord said, "16-bit applications are evil! I am sorry I ever created them. I shall destroy them all and start over. Thou shalt all buy new computers."

And the prophet Intel came forward and said, "But Lord, what about backward compatibility? What about the tribes of 8086 and 80286 and 80386?" And Lo! The Lord became angry and said, "Compatibility is irrelevant. You will be assimilated."

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