Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Four. One to change it, one to rewire the socket so that Netscape light bulbs won't work in it, one to rewrite Sun's light bulbs into something unrecognizable (and non-functional), and one to convince the justice department that all Microsoft light bulbs are conforming to anti-trust laws.

alternate answer.

A: None. Microsoft declares darkness the new standard.

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