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Computer Currents - February 13, 1995, Southern Californa Edition, Vol. 9, No. 7

Top 10 Questions Raised by the Microsoft/Intuit Merger.

10. Don't you think IntuiSoft sounds better?

09. Does Quicken handle billions?

08. If they add OLE 2.0 handles and links to Microsoft Network, won't they have to call it "Slowen"?

07. They had Microsoft Money and they blew a few billion on Quicken?

06. Whose stock is worth more?

05. When Bill Gates said "Microsoft has not done anything of this magnitude before," what was he thinking?

04. Who's going to keep the accounts?

03. Microsoft Quicken, Microken, Micron ...aw, can't we just call it Microsoft Money?

02. Can we trademark "Out-of-It"?

01. What Justice Department?

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