Silly Putty implies Serious putty.
Correct: It's called C4.

StrategyPage's Military Jokes and Military Humor

The Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines don't speak the same language. Take "secure the building".
Army will post guards.
Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors.
Marines will kill everybody inside and set up a headquarters.
Air Force takes out a 5 year lease with an option to buy.

A reporter asked a military sniper what he felt when he shoots terrorists. He answered with "recoil."

Who won the first Tour de France?
The 7th German Panzer Division.

Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential (MARINE)

Ain't Real Marine Yet (ARMY)

In war, truth is the first casualty.

I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'm not going.
- Avon, Blake's Seven

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

Those poor bastards, they have us surrounded. Now we can fire at them in all directions!

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
- US Marine Corps

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

"War does not determine who is right - only who is left."
- Bertrand Russell

Aircraft: "This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace."

Iranian Air Defense Radar: "You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!"

Aircraft: "This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait."

Iranian Air Defense Radar: (total silence)

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