The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

01.
The Good: Your wife is pregnant.
The Bad: It's triplets.
The Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.

02.
The Good: Your wife is not talking to you.
The Bad: She wants a divorce.
The Ugly: She is a Lawyer.

03.
The Good: Your son is finally maturing.
The Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
The Ugly: So are you.

04.
The Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
The Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
The Ugly: You're in them.

05.
The Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
The Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
The Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

06.
The Good: Your husband understands fashion.
The Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
The Ugly: He looks better than you.

07.
The Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
The Bad: She keeps interrupting.
The Ugly: With corrections.

08.
The Good: The postman's early.
The Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a gun.
The Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

09.
The Good: Your son is dating someone new.
The Bad: It's another man.
The Ugly: He's your best friend.

10.
The Good: Your daughter got a new job.
The Bad: As a hooker.
The Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
The Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!

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