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Adolph Hitler was having terrible nightmares, and so he decided to go to a fortune teller hoping that the woman could find the source of his problem.

"I am sorry but I am unable to help you solve your dreams," said the fortune teller, "but I do know that you will die on a Jewish holiday."

"And which holiday will this be?" he asked.

"It does not matter," she replied. "Any day that you die will be a Jewish holiday."

A man went into a fortune-teller's shop and waited for a reading. The fortune-teller gazed into the crystal ball and said, "You will be poor and unhappy until you are 45 years old."

"Then what will happen?" asked the man.

The fortune-teller replied, "Then you'll get used to it."

A fortune teller looks into her crystal ball and says to her husband:

"Who is that woman you were with next week ?".

Did you hear about the dwarf who escaped from prison who happened to be a fortune teller?

The police put out an A.P.B. for a small, medium at large.

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