Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.
--Dave Platt

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.
--Bruce Graham

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
--Unknown

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
--Anonymous

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow.
--Jeff Valdez

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
-- English proverb

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
-- Ellen Perry Berkeley

One cat just leads to another.
--Ernest Hemmingway

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
--Mary Bly

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
--Joseph Wood Krutch

People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
--Faith Resnick

There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.
--Anonymous

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
--Hippolyte Taine

No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me.
--Unknown

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
--Albert Schweitzer

The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.
-- Ernest Menaul

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
--Unknown

Time spent with cats is never wasted.
--Colette

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
--Missy Dizick

You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats.
--Colonial American proverb

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
--Joseph Wood Krutch

I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
--Unknown

My husband said it was either him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes.
--Unknown

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