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 Alabama  Hell Yes, We Have Electricity - or - At Least we're not Mississippi
 Alaska  11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
 Arizona  Yes, But It's A Dry Heat
 Arkansas  Litterasy Ain't Everything
 California  By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda - or - As Seen on TV
 Colorado  If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
 Connecticut  Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet - or - Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
 Delaware  We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
 Florida  Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting Skills
 Georgia  We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
 Hawaii  Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
 Idaho  More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
 Illinois  Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
 Indiana  2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
 Iowa  We Do Amazing Things With Corn
 Kansas  First Of The Rectangle States
 Kentucky  Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
 Louisiana  We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
 Maine  We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
 Maryland  If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It - or - A Thinking Man's Delaware
 Massachusetts  Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!
 Michigan  First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
 Minnesota  10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
 Mississippi  Come Visit And Feel Better About Your Own State
 Missouri  Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
 Montana  Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, Honest Elections And Very Little Else
 Nebraska  Ask About Our State Motto Contest
 Nevada  Prostitution and Poker!
 New Hampshire  Go Away And Leave Us Alone
 New Jersey  You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
 New Mexico  Lizards Make Excellent Pets
 New York  You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ... And No Right To Self Defense!
 North Carolina  Tobacco Is A Vegetable
 North Dakota  We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
 Ohio  At Least We're Not Michigan - or - Our Rivers No Longer Burn
 Oklahoma  Like The Play, But No Singing
 Oregon  Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
 Pennsylvania  Cook With Coal
 Rhode Island  We're Not REALLY An Island
 South Carolina  Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet!
 South Dakota  Closer Than North Dakota
 Tennessee  The Educashun State - or - Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum
 Texas  Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
 Utah  Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
 Vermont  Yep - or - Too Liberal For The Kennedy's
 Virginia  Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
 Washington  Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! - or -, Our Governor Can Out-Fraud Your Governor!
 Washington, D.C.  Wanna Be Mayor? - or - The Work-Free Drug Place!
 West Virginia  One Big Happy Family ... Really!
 Wisconsin  Come Cut The Cheese! - or - Eat Cheese or Die
 Wyoming  Wynot? - or - Where Men Are Men ... And The Sheep Are Scared !!! Home Of Brokeback Mountain.

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