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Elvis vs. Godzilla -- seperated at birth?

Could Godzilla, the King of Monsters and Elvis, The King, be one and the same? You be the judge.

   Godzilla  Elvis
 Nickname  King of Monsters  King of Rock
 Year Career Started  1954  1954
 Species  Giant lizard  Giant lounge lizard
 Social Order  Hangs with freaks  Had (has?) Michael Jackson for son-in-law
 Famous Bug Battles  Fought giant caterpillar Mothra  Outlasted the Beatles
 Vocal Quirks  Terrible dubbing of his movies  Never could lip-synch
 Eating Habits  Would eat anything  Would eat anything fried
 Attire  Played by fat man in rubber suit  Was fat man in polyester suit
 Alien Encounters  Traveled past Jupiter for Godzilla vs. Monster Zero  Was believed to be aboard alien spacecraft on Independence Day
 Crusades  Fought pollution in Godzilla vs. Smog Monster  Absorbed all forms of pollution into his own body
 Farewell  Has eaten the building  Has eaten everything in the building

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