A scientist had developed his own ultra high speed computer and was attempting to market it himself. He went to a prominent company and brought the computer into the CEO's office. The scientist gave his presentation to the busy executive and asked him to pose any question he desired to the computer.

The CEO said, "OK, where's my father?"

The computer replied that the man's father was fishing in Minnesota.

The executive laughed and told the scientist to leave. "My father has been dead for 20 years."

The scientist asked for a second chance and said perhaps the phrasing of the question caused the computer to err. If the CEO would rephrase the question, the scientist believed the computer would answer correctly.

"So, where is my mother's husband?" the CEO asked.

The computer responded, "Your mother's husband died 20 years ago; your father just landed a five pound trout."

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