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When The End Of The World Arrives, How Will The Media Report It?

 
 PC World:  TEN HOT SYSTEMS FOR THE APOCALYPSE
 USA Today:  WE'RE DEAD
 The Wall Street Journal:  DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
 PC Magazine:  JUDGEMENT DAY'S 100 TOP UTILITIES
 National Enquirer:  O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN
 Playboy:  GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
 Microsoft Systems Journal:  APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
 Victoria's Secret Catalog:  OUR FINAL SALE
 Sports Illustrated:  GAME OVER
 Wired:  THE LAST NEW THING
 Rolling Stone:  THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
 Readers Digest:  'BYE
 Discover Magazine:  HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
 TV Guide:   DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!
 Ladies Home Journal:  LOSE 10 LBS. BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!
 America Online:  SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
 Inc. magazine:  TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE
 Microsoft's Web Site:  IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.
 NBC News:  THE END IS NIGH. FIRST, THESE MESSAGES...

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