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Italian Honeymoon

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Brooklyn to say hello to his friends.

Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?"

Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down."

"Whatta you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.

"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia, she pack-a bigga basket a food. She broughta da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookinga forward to da trip, and open up-a da luncha basket."

The conductore come-a by, wag-a his finger at us and-a say, "No eat indisa car. Musta use-a dining car."

"So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a bigga lunch and starta ta open da bottle of-a nice-a vino!"

Conductore walka by again, wagga his finger and say, "No drinka indisa car! Musta use a club-a car."

So, we go to club-a car. While-a drinkin-a da vino, I starta to lighta my bigga cigar.

The conductore, he wag-a his finger again and say, "No-a smoking indisa car. Musta go to a smoking-a car."

We go to a smoking-a car and I smoke-a my bigga cigar. Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to-a sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to go boombada boombada and the conductore, he walka through da hallway shouting at a top a his-a voice "Nofolka Virginia! Nofolka Virginia!"

"Nexta time, I'ma gonna taka da bus."

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