Polish Sausage

Man says "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage."

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something, if I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or, if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or, if I had asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or, if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya? Would ya? Would ya?

The clerk says, "Well no."

"If I asked for some Irish Whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't."

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish? Because, I ask for Polish Sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."

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