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Universal Grade Change Form

University:   
To: Professor   
From:   

I think my grade in your course, , should be changed from to for the following reasons:

1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.

2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.

3. This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get into:
Medical School
Graduate School
Dental School
My Fraternity/Sorority
The Mickey Mouse Club
Tri County Tech

4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in: .

5. I'll lose my scholarship.

6. I'm on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find a copy of your exam.

7. I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover the material asked for on the exam.

8. I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little fact.

9. I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams asked about general principles.

10. You are prejudiced against:
Males
Jews
Blacks
Females
Catholics
Whites
Protestants
Moslems
Minorities
Chicanos
People
Students

11. If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or at least cut my allowance.

12. I was unable to do well in this course because of the following illness:
mono
broken baby finger
acute alcoholism
pregnancy
VD
fatherhood

13. You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly how you wanted that done.

14. I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull.

15. I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade.

16. The lectures were:
too detailed to pick out important points
not explained in sufficient detail
too boring
all jokes and not enough material
all of the above

17. This course was:
too early, I was not awake
at lunchtime, I was hungry
too late, I was tired

18. My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my (book, notes, paper) for this course.

19. Other

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