Help protect America

The President has asked that we unite for a common cause. Hard-line Islamic men cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman other than their wife.

Tonight at 7:00, all women should run out of their house naked to help weed out the terrorists. The United States appreciates your efforts, and applauds you.

God bless America.

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