Intelligence

Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.

Have you ever noticed that all the instruments searching for intelligent life are pointed away from earth?

I see what the problem is here ...
I'm talking in English and you're listening in dumbass.

Anyone know when the stupidity curve is supposed to flatten?

It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.

NEVER MIND
You were too stupid to understand the first time, so I give up trying to explain it.

No, no, I'm listening. It just takes me a minute to process so much stupid all at one.

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.
- Thomas Paine

Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nutured by the false notion that democracy means that "my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge."
- Isaac Asimov

If God wanted you to think he would have given you a brain.

Don't try to explain yourself to stupid people.
You're not the jackass whisperer.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm.

Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one.

Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you're stupid and make bad decisions.

Idiocracy was not supposed to be a How To video.

My tolerance for idiots is extremely low. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there.

I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.

Common sense is a flower that does not grow in everyone's garden.

Life Hack 314
Drinking a few cups of bleach on an empty stomach, will remove the genes that cause low IQs, and stop them from replicating.

If ignorance is bliss, you'd think people would be happier when you pointed out what morons they are.
- Alfred E. Newman, Mad Magazine.

Common sense is like deodorant.
The people who need it most never use it.

You can lead your boy to college, but you can't make him think.

You can lead a human to knowledge, but you can't make him think.

Ignoranus: adj. Someone who is both stupid and an asshole.

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers

Mr. Cole's Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.
- Dave Butler

Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
- Seymour Cray

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
- Mark Twain

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
- Douglas Adams

Two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity. And I’m not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein

After hydrogen, the most common thing in the universe is stupidity.
- Albert Einstein

The two most common things in the Universe are hydrogen, and stupidity.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

When you're arguing with an idiot make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing!

The mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work unless it is open.

If there is no menu on the left side of the screen, you need to click here to activate the menu.