Women's Snappy Comebacks To Pickup Lines
Haven't we met before? | Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic. |
Haven't I seen you someplace before? | Yeah, that's why I don't go there any more. |
Is this seat empty? | Yes, And mine will be too if you sit down. |
So, wanna go back to my place? | Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock. |
Your place or mine? | Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine. |
I'd really like to get into your pants. | No thanks. There's already one asshole in there. |
I'd like to call you. What's your number? | It's in the phone book. |
But I don't know your name. | That's in the phone book too. |
So what do you do for a living? | I'm a female impersonator. |
What sign were you born under? | No Parking. |
Hey, baby, what's your sign? | Do Not Enter! |
How do you like your eggs in the morning? | Unfertilized! |
Hey' come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason. | Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks! |
I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy. | You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane? |
I know how to please a woman. | Then please leave me alone. |
I want to give myself to you. | Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. |
I can tell that you want me. | Ohhhhh. You're so right. I want you - dead. |
If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. | Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. |
Hey cutie, how 'bout you and me hitting the hot spots? | Sorry, I don't date outside my species. |
May I see you pretty soon? | Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now? |
Your body is like a temple. | Sorry, there are no services today. |
I'd go through anything for you. | Good! Let's start with your bank account. |
I would go to the end of the world for you. | Yes, but would you stay there? |
Where have you been all my life? (from an older man) | For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet. |
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