Male definations of descriptive phrases of women.
40-ish | 49 |
Adventurer | Has had more partners than you ever will |
Athletic | Flat-chested |
Average looking | Ugly |
Beautiful | Pathological liar |
Contagious Smile | Bring your penicillin |
Educated | College dropout |
Emotionally Secure | Medicated |
Feminist | Fat; ball buster |
Free spirit | Substance user |
Friendship first | Trying to live down reputation as slut |
Fun | Annoying |
Gentle | Comatose |
Good Listener | Borderline Autistic |
New-Age | All body hair, all the time |
Old-fashioned | Lights out, missionary position only |
Open-minded | Desperate |
Outgoing | Loud and embarrassing |
Passionate | Loud |
Poet | Depressive Schizophrenic |
Professional | Real Witch |
Redhead | Shops the Clairol section |
Reubenesque | Grossly Fat |
Romantic | Looks better by candle light |
Voluptuous | Very Fat |
Large Frame | Hugely Fat |
Weight proportional to height | Hugely Fat |
Wants Soul Mate | One step away from stalker |
Widow | Nagged first husband to death |
Young at heart | Toothless crone |
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