Sexual Information for Women from Men
The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from all backgrounds and walks of life. It consists of the most often asked questions of women (ie. relationships, sex and life in general). All women who read this are encouraged to use the wisdom contained therein to change their behavior in accordance with the truths established below.
Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex?
A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When
it comes to love and sex, men are much more responsible, since
they're not emotionally confused as women. It's a proven fact.
Q: Should I have sex on the first date?
A: YES. Before if possible.
Q: What exactly happens during the act of sex?
A: Again, this is entirely up to the man. The important thing to
remember is that you must do whatever he tells you without
question. Sometimes, however, he may ask you to do certain
things that may at first seem strange to you. Do them anyway.
Q: How long should the sex act last?
A: This is a natural & normal part of nature, so don't feel ashamed
or embarrassed. After you've finished making love, he'll have a
natural desire to leave you suddenly and go out with his friends
to play golf. Or perhaps another activity, such as going out
with his friends to the bar for the purpose of consuming large
amounts of alcohol and sharing a few personal thoughts with his
buddies. Don't feel left out - while he's gone you can busy
yourself by doing laundry, cleaning the apartment, or perhaps
even going out to buy him an expensive gift. He'll come back
when he's ready.
Q: What is "afterplay"?
A: After a man has finished making love, he needs to replenish his
manly energy. "Afterplay" is simply a list of important
activities for you to do after lovemaking. This includes
lighting his cigarette, making him a sandwich or pizza, bringing
him a few beers, or leaving him alone to sleep while you go out
and buy him an expensive gift.
Q: Does the size of the penis matter?
A: Yes. Although many women believe that quality, not quantity,
is important, studies show this is simply not true. The
average erect male penis measures about 3 inches. Anything
longer than that is extremely rare and, if by some chance your
lover's sexual organ is 4 inches or over, you should go down on
your knees and thank your lucky stars and do everything possible
to please him, such as doing his laundry, cleaning his apartment
and/or buying him an expensive gift.
Q: What about the female orgasm?
A: What about it? There's no such thing. It's a myth.
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