How men really think

There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he hasn't decided which one to marry. He decides to give each one $5,000 and see how each spends it.

The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works. She tells the man "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you, because I love you so much."

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a stereo, and a TV, and gave them all to the man. She said "I bought these gifts for you because I love you so much."

The third one took the money, invested it in the stock market and doubles her money. She gives the man back his $5,000 and reinvests the rest. She said "I am reinvesting the rest of the money for our future, because I love you so much."

The man thought long and hard about how the women had spent the money, and decided to marry the one with the biggest boobs.

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