Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Taxas A&M University, has invented a bra that keeps women's breats from jiggling, bouncing up and down and prevents the nipples from pushing throuhg the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.

He is recovering in a local hospital.

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