Female definations of descriptive phrases of men.

40-ish	52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic	Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Average looking	Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated	Will always treat you like an idiot
Free Spirit	Sleeps with your sister
Friendship first	As long as friendship involves nudity
Fun	Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking	Arrogant
Honest	Pathological Liar
Huggable	Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Like to cuddle	Insecure, overly dependent
Mature	Until you get to know him
Open-minded	Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested
Physically fit	I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself
Poet	Has written on a bathroom stall
Spiritual	Once went to church with his grandmother. On Easter Sunday
Stable	Occasional stalker, but never arrested
Thoughtful	Says "Please" when demanding a beer!

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