Pearly Gates #1

Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama all go to heaven.

God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?" (besides global warming)

Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. I've come to understand that now."

God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?" (besides staining blue dresses)

Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I know I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man and I hope no grudges are held against me."

God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right."

Then God addresses Barack. "Barack, what do you believe in?" (besides yourself)

Barack replies: "I believe you're in my chair."

John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all die and go to heaven.

God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?"

McCain takes a breath and then replies, "Well, I think so because I was a great leader and tried to follow the words in your great book."

God looks down and then says, "You can sit to my left side."

So, McCain takes his seat and then God asks the same question to Hillary, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?"

Hillary thinks for a second and then replies, "I think so because I have been fighting for the rights of so many people for so long."

God again looks down and this time says, "You can sit to my right side."

Finally God turns to Barack Obama and asks, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?"

Obama smiled and replied, "I think you're in my seat."

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