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A Quart Low

Obama wakes up on morning, goes to the bathroom first thing as usual, and makes a startling discovery in the mirror. He yells for Michelle to come see what's happened.

She runs in to find that Barak has a clearly delineated line on his forehead, above which he is now white. Not knowing what could be wrong, they call the president's doctor.

After some tests, the doctor thinks he's figures out what's wrong, and proceeds to mix up a concoction for Barak to drink. He hands the glass to Barak, and says "drink this and you'll be cured."

Barak takes the glass, and gets a smell that almost gags him, but thinks if this'll cure me, I'll drink it. He chugs it down, barely being able to keep it down.

The doctor hands him a mirror, and he is cured. Barak thanks the doc, but has to ask him "what it was he just drank, as it smelled and tasted like shit."

The doc replies "It was shit. You were a quart low."

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