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Is Obama Home?

An old man takes his nightly walk which goes by the White House. At the gate he asks the Secret Service agent, Is President Obama home?"

The guard says, "No sir, President Obama isn't the President anymore."

The old man says, "Thank you" and continues his walk. The next day he goes for the walk again, got to the gate and asked, "Is President Obama home?"

The agent just figured he must be getting senile and again told him, "No sir, Obama isn't the President anymore."

The old man just smiled and said, "Thank you" and continued on.

The next night the same thing. He asks the guard, "Is President Obama home?"

The guard getting a little perturbed said, "Look sir, Obama is no longer President so he isn't here!"

The old man said, "I know, I just love hearing you say it."

The guard smiled and said, "I'll see you tomorrow night."

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