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Three Contests

One day Snow White, Superman,and Pinocchio are walking along. They see a sign, it says, "Contest for the worlds most beautiful woman." Snow White goes in. Later she comes out smiling and wearing a crown.

They walk along and see another sign that says, "Contest for the worlds strongest man." Superman goes in and comes out smiling wearing a belt.

They walk along and see a third sign. "Contest for the worlds greatest liar". Pinocchio goes in and comes out with his head down crying and asks, "Who the hell is Barack Obama?"

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