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An elderly couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to see their doctor. When they told him about the problem, he examined them and said they were physically fine. But he suggested they might consider writing more things down. Just making notes, he said, would help them remember. The couple thanked the doctor and left.

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair.

"Where are you going?" asked his wife.

"To the kitchen," he replied.

"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"

"Sure."

"Well, you'd better write it down," she said, "so you'll remember it."

"No," he said, "I can remember that."

"I'd like a few strawberries on top," she said. "You'd better write that down because I know you'll forget them."

"I can remember that," he said. "You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."

"But I'd like a little whipped cream on top of the strawberries," she said. "I know you're going to forget that unless you write it down."

With irritation in his voice, he replied that he could easily remember and then fumed off to the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, he returned and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stared at the plate for a moment. "You dunce," she said, "you forgot my toast."

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