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Wedding Night!

At 85 years, Morris marries a lovely 45 year old woman. Because her new husband is so old, the woman decides that they should have separate bedrooms. She is concerned that the old fellow could overexert himself. After the wedding festivities, she prepares herself for bed and for the knock on the door she is expecting.

Sure enough, the knock comes and there is her groom ready for action. They join in conjugal bliss and all goes well whereupon he takes his leave of her and she prepares to go to sleep for the night.

After a few minutes there's a knock on the door and there old Morris is again ready for more action. Somewhat surprised she consents to further coupling which is again successful after which the octogenarian bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is certainly ready for slumber at this point, and is close to sleep, when again there is a knock on the door and there he is again fresh as a young man and ready for more. Once again they do the horizontal boogie. As they're laying in the afterglow, the bride says to him, "I am really impressed that a man your age has enough juice to go at it three times. I've been with guys less than half your age who were only good for one ... you're a great lover Morris."

Morris looks confused, and turns to her and says, "Was I here before?"

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