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A Senior Love Story

Sarah and Bill. Both 91. Lived in a retirement community. They met in the social center and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.

After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Bill asked Sarah out for dinner and much to his delight, she accepted.

They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restuarant in town and Bill gave Sarah a gift to show his affection. Despite his age, Bill was still a charmer.

Afterward, Bill asked Sarah to join him at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Sarah soon joined Bill for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.

As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.

Bill was thinking: "If I'd known she was a virgin, I would have been more gentle."

Sarah was thinking: "If I had known he could still do it, I would have taken off my pantyhose."

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