1970 vs. 2000 - 30 Years Makes A Difference

1970	2000
Long hair.	Longing for hair.
The perfect high.	The perfect high yield mutual fund.
Keg.	EKG.
Acid Rock.	Acid Reflux.
Moving to California because it's cool.	Moving to California because it's warm.
Growing pot.	Growing pot belly.
Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents.	Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children.
Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.	Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
Popping pills, smoking joints.	Popping joints, taking pills.
President struggles with Fidel.	President struggles with fidelity.
The Grateful Dead.	Dr. Kervorkian.
Getting out to a hip new joint.	Getting a new hip joint.
Rolling Stones.	Kidney stones.
Being called into the principal's office.	Calling the principal's office.
Screw the system.	Upgrade the system.
Peace sign.	Mercedes logo.
Parents begging you to get your hair cut.	Children begging you to get their heads shaved.
Take acid.	Take antacid.

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