"Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff"
-- Unknown

"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."
-- Dave Platt

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
-- Unknown

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
-- Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
-- Jeff Valdez

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
-- English proverb

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
-- Ellen Perry Berkeley

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
-- Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
-- Joseph Wood Krutch

"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."
-- Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
-- Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
-- Hippolyte Taine

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
-- Unknown

"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
-- Colette

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
-- Missy Dizick

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats."
-- Colonial American proverb

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
-- Joseph Wood Krutch

"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him ... sometimes."
-- Unknown

"Cats aren't clean, they're covered with cat spit."
-- Unknown

"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
-- Robert A. Heinlein

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