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Information Week - January 29, 1996 issue # 564

NetWare Panned

Banyan employee Tom Greenaway took a musical poke at the competition in NetWare Man-sung to the tune of the Beatles' Nowhere Man:

He's a real Netware man,
living in his Novell LAN,
making all his E-mail plans for nobody.

Doesn't have a point of view,
knows not where he's routing to.
Maybe hope in 4.2 or 3.

NetWare Man, please listen.
ENS is what you're missing.
Netware Man, the world could be at your command.

He's as blind as Bill's NT.
Just sees his own bindary.
NetWare Man can't TCP at all.

NetWare Man, please listen.
ENS is what you're missing.
NetWare Man, the world could be at your command.

He's a real NetWare man,
living in his Novell LAN,
making all his E-mail plans for nobody,
making all his GroupWise plans for nobody,
making all his Utah plans for nobody.

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